Monday, September 28, 2009

Scheduled pickups.

Lately I've been shouting at my dealer the day before. This helps me on two fronts: no more scrambling around last minute if he's dry and avoids me hoping to pick up at one time and not being able to do so until wayyy later or the next day. Nothings worse than a dry day.

It may seem silly, but I gotta do it. It's like part of my OCD now, I don't know why I never did this before. My dealers probably think I am weird but hey, whatever. I am a working woman with a schedule and I have got to stick to it!

Ok, back to the wire, I just had to share!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Almost October!? Really!?

In a matter of weeks I am going to be 20. Jeez, I am getting old. I'm currently sitting here stoney eating popcorn cause I don't really have any other real food. I think I'll grab some cupcakes before I head over to the Italian's. Ha! That's not dinner either but I'm a hungry bitch! It's this bong I think, it causes me to overeat, or to eat shitty food. I wish I had more Fruit Roll- Ups they're the best stoney snack.

I really hate that I can hear the ball game from my apartment. It does not rule so much. I also really hate that my phone is dead because I thought I left it here but apparently it's at my boyfriends. FAIL. I Also hate that I have homework again. Really? Ugh. I almost missed a deadline last night cause I simply forgot to write things down. I am a FAIL!

So, note to self:

eat better

write things down

More to come...

Monday, September 14, 2009

Slide Chronicles.

Why are slides so damn expensive? I Just bought one for $25, which is more than my lovely bong itself cost. And now that I swirled a little alcohol and salt in there it's hitting better than ever.

I did a MAJOR clean out of my pieces this week. Cleaned them all for over an hour, haha. But my once yellow tinted glass pipe is now slightly orange tinted and clear. Which is good, cause I've been smoking more than ever. Probably not so much now that school is starting up TOMORRROW but still quite a bit. I've been buying every few days and it's slightly ridiculous, I just need to buy larger quantities.

Lately I've been smoking so as not to kill every operator I talk to at my evil insurance company. I'm in a crazy catch-22 with my school, insurance company, and state medicaid. Nearly an hour of each weekday is spent on hold with one of these various peeps (my school is good about not putting you on hold for forever, but DAMN MEDICAID 34 MINUTES? It's taken a lot of patience, much more than I have, so actively smoking a bowl while arguing with these bitches is the only way to make it through it. I'm actually on the phone with them now, trying for the millionth time to remove an insurance policy I didn't (and can't) pay for.

I am at a loss to understand how people cannot be for socialized medicine. In America, the first thing that most people think of when someone is hurt or sick should not be "How will I pay for this?" it should be "Am I/my family member going to be ok?" I think that health care reform in America is essential to its future prosperity. Hello, life is guaranteed in the constitution and denying people the medical attention they need is denying them life. Such as this article in the NY Times.

Also, I finally have a therapist who is ok with me smoking weed, and doesn't blame me, or make it out to be the cause of my mood swings/depression. It's a relief to not have to defend my smoking to at least one person.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

THank God for Apple.

I know, I went M.I.A. again, but my computer just fucking died today and neither myself nor my incredibly-handsome boyfriend have installed internet in our new apartments, I shit you not. We've been living the life watching movies, smoking the herb, and organizing (it's like real life tetris!)

Thank God for the Apple Store, where I've been doing all my important tasks, emailing, and facebooking once a week. Oh, who I am I shitting, it sucks!

The good news is, school is starting, I will be blogging more, and working more, and being even more crazy.

So let's have a stoner discussion to get our minds back in action. See, my morals have been aching supporting companies like Domino's and American Apparel who donate to shitty right wing causes, but there is really no way to escape them, especially being a stoner, Domino's is like an angel in the throws of starvation. It really makes me feel guilty but whats a stoner to do? It's impossible to cut all the bad out....