Wednesday, February 25, 2009

BRB Moving to the West Coast

California is the first state to have a bill proposed to LEGALIZE and TAX marijuana for those 21+. Ingenious. They're projecting almost a billion dollars in revenue from this idea, and I mean, while I lost all faith in California when they fucked up Prop 8, and this probably won't pass, I'm still really happy to see it in legislature.

It would be awesome if other states would follow suit. Especially Massachusetts. I think we're at the point where if we really want to succeed with repairing this recession we should definitely legalize and tax the lovely maryjane.


Tuesday, February 24, 2009


I keep forgetting to update. I had a major bout with anxiety/depression last week, but I'm back on top and feeling better. My shrink thinks its my drinking/smoking. Fail.

I smoked before I went today and he said I seemed "distant." I made up some bullshit about my dad and being tired and I guess he bought it. I dunno. I think the guy is full of shit.

In weed world, not much is new. I'm still nursing the same 2.4 grams I bought last week. Pretty nice stuff. Unfortunately with the economy the way it is and me being broke as shit I can't buy very often. Thankfully, I babysit Thursday and will be able to buy for the weekend AND put some in my savings. How fucking awesome right?

Last night was hilarious. I dunno how you can get away with not learning how to cook frozen American food when you're an American citizen but the Italian somehow did it. He was high and put the whole bag in the oven and basically, they wouldn't cook cause there were too many on the cookie sheet. I basically had to teach him Fundamentals of American Frozen Cooking 101.

Epic Fail. But a funny one with a happy ending if you know what I mean. :) haha

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

What's the science behind it?

"Hold it in!!!!!!" Really, how many times have you heard that? Does holding the smoke in even help your high?

WikiAnswers (I couldn't find a more credible source) says:

THC is absorbed in the lungs within a few seconds. There is no need to hold in the hit any longer than 5 seconds. If you've ever heard that you need to hold the hit in as long as you can, its false. Back in the 60's smokers believed you need to hold the hit to get high, but due to recent scientific studies, it has been debunked.

If you hold the smoke in your lungs any longer than 5 seconds, your only holding in the tars and toxins, and not getting any higher.

SO THERE YOU GO. Mexcian sweat is pointless, but hey, you learn something new everyday! Also, I'm going to try to stop being such a twat and update more often, I know you tokers are getting antsy!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Monday Struggles.

Today looks like this:

9-9:50AM Counseling
10AM-3:45PM Class
6:30-11PM Work
11:30PM-12:00AM Shower/eat
12:00AM-3AM Get high and do homework

All with this torrential cough that I can't seem to get rid of. I'm sure smoking doesn't help, but I just can't not smoke. I realized that today at my counseling session.

"I can't--don't want to quit smoking pot." I dunno why that has been so hard to say to therapists before but I'm finally saying it. Surprisingly, no ones calling the cops on me yet. As my therapist put it, pot is a 'diminishing return' and that it won't work forever. It's worked for 3 years now, will it stop? And if/when it does, what the fuck am I going to do to control my anxiety? I think therapy just stressed me out more. Or maybe it was my bullshit horoscope this morning.

"It's a no-win day, do your best and don't look back."

How fucking encouraging. I'm ready for that bowl now.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Tuesday Blues.

I'm going to smoke in 3.5 hours. I dunno if I can make it that long. It's been days.

I'm really excited though. Maybe that will make this unbearably long class worthwhile. It never is. My barracha bonita is next to me... slightly wasted. It's fabulous. She pulls it off you can't even tell. Well, until you look at her face.

Only 3 more hours now... On the upside, I got the new Lily Allen CD. It's fucking great.

Speaking of music, STONEROO, I mean the BONNAROO 2009 festival lineup was released. AND OH MY GOD! OKKERVIL, PHISH, BEASTIE BOYS, SNOOP DOGG, ERYKAH BADU! SO MUCH STONERNESS. It's going to be epic. I'm going to need to take like a half down with me and like 10 boxes of wine. My roommate said she wants to go so hopefully it will happen, but I'm going to HAVE to save up. And I'm not getting much work, soooooo yeah. I may dip into my savings if I can't make it happen otherwise.

Wish me luck over the next 3 hours. I need to attempt to pay attention in class. Fail.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

More Kanye Love.

The obsession continues, this time with the Godfather of fashion, Karl Lagerfeld.

I haven't been high in days. I'm freaking. I just keep reveling in this image. Amazing.